She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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