everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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