is your mom at the bar?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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