So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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