foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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