Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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