And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I touched a dick in church today
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Randomize
