what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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