I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
