i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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