HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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