How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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