I just saw a hot homeless man
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I don't want my vagina anymore.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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