im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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