he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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