there were more penises there than on chat roulette
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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