hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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