After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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