I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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