omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Welp...herpes.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Shame - the story of my life.
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