it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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