If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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