"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
