its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I'm having to shit out rocks
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