he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
