I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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