we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
They took my balls.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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