K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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