Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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