I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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