office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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