It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Randomize