the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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