Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
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