i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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