She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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