You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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