Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Randomize
