I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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