i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Is it because I queefed?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
it glows. i had to have it.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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