every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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