You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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