I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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