i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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