Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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