I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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