She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
i think my cat just said my name.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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