ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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