So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Randomize
