apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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