This girl is more easily done than said...
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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