You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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