I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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