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So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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