Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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