no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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