everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Randomize
