Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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