I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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