What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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